Oops, I Deployed It Again: A Survivor's Guide to Continuous Deployment

I have been pushing buttons and crossing my fingers in the world of continuous deployment for more years than I care to admit. During my talk, I will spill the beans on my CD adventures - the good, the bad, and the 'oh no, what did I just do?' I will take you on a roller coaster ride through my greatest hits and most epic fails. You will hear about the time we accidentally took down a whole production (oops) and the miracle save that made me feel like a deployment superhero (cape not included). Whether you are a newbie who thinks CD stands for 'Constant Drama' or a veteran who dreams in pipeline diagrams, I promise you will leave with some laughs, a few 'been there' nods, and maybe even some tricks to keep your deployments more 'continuous' and less 'chaotic.' Let's turn those deployment nightmares into sweet, sweet CD dreams. Trust me, by the end of this talk, you will never look at that deploy button the same way again!